I started being a comedy fan when I was, I'm going to guess, like 5 or 6 years old. Demetri Martin comedyfanguess Change image and share on social
I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead. Demetri Martin averagedeadgrateful Change image and share on social
It feels like every day or two, people on Twitter and the Internet are outraged about something. Demetri Martin dayfeltinternet Change image and share on social
Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punchline. Demetri Martin ideajokelove Change image and share on social
As a comic, I think I'm very verbally oriented about a lot of the stuff that I've written or thought up and how I say it. Demetri Martin comichavelot Change image and share on social
I think it's interesting that 'cologne' rhymes with 'alone.' Demetri Martin cologneinterestrhyme Change image and share on social
A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive. Demetri Martin backseatdangerousdrink Change image and share on social
But long story short, I didn't start doing stand-up because I wanted to have a TV show or be an actor or even wanted to write sketch comedy. I got into stand-up because I love stand-up. Demetri Martin actorcomedylong Change image and share on social
The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, who's really funny for a cartoonist, obviously. Demetri Martin actorbillcartoonist Change image and share on social