A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes backseat dangerous drink
Saying, 'I'm sorry' is the same as saying, ' I apologize.' Except at a funeral. Demetri Martin apologizefuneral Change image and share on social
If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! Demetri Martin fatladlespoon Change image and share on social
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin funfunnyidea Change image and share on social
It's good to like yourself, and that only comes from hard work, from doing. But vanity is dangerous; it can trip you badly. Pierce Brosnan badlydangerousgood Change image and share on social
On the movie side of things, the difficulties come with so few movies being made, and when they are, it seems that it's a marketing game. Story sometimes takes a backseat to that one grand marketing idea. Jim Rash backseatdifficultygame share on social
James Bond is quite serious about his drinks and clothing and cigarettes and food and all that sort of thing. There is nothing wry or amused about James Bond. Ken Follett amusebondcigarette Change image and share on social
