No one writes dialect better than Flannery O'Connor. No one should even try. David Sedaris connordialectflannery Change image and share on social
They were nothing like the French people I had imagined. If anything, they were too kind, too generous and too knowledgable in the fields of plumbing and electricity. David Sedaris electricityfieldfrench Change image and share on social
I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out. David Sedaris candidatecasechange Change image and share on social
I always knew I wanted it to be illustrated. David Sedaris illustrateknowwant Change image and share on social
I just enjoy lying on the couch and reading a magazine. David Sedaris couchenjoylie Change image and share on social
I think it's important to take chances. David Sedaris chanceimportant Change image and share on social
I cry all the time when I watch 'Glee' because I don't know if it's satire or melodrama and that makes me feel like the writing is aware of itself, and that makes it OK to cry. David Sedaris awarecryfeel Change image and share on social
It's odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You'll have a nice time, then two years later you'll be like, 'There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?' David Sedaris arrangebirthdayclown share on social
What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny. David Sedaris calldarkdespair Change image and share on social
