Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts, but the truth is I really like doing them myself. David Sedaris dayironshirt Change image and share on social
I always think it's a good policy to like the people who like you. David Sedaris goodpeoplepolicy Change image and share on social
I just think that the people who say: 'That's not true' when someone tells a story at dinner are the people who didn't get any laughs when they told their story. David Sedaris dinnerlaughpeople Change image and share on social
I've always been very upfront about the way I write, and I've always used the tools humorists use, such as exaggeration. David Sedaris exaggerationhavehumorist Change image and share on social
I like nonfiction books about people with wretched lives. David Sedaris booklivenonfiction Change image and share on social
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer. David Sedaris animaldeerfunny Change image and share on social
The only real advice you can give anyone is to keep writing. David Sedaris advicegivereal Change image and share on social
Because I've always been a fairly nervous person. David Sedaris fairlyhavenervous Change image and share on social
Do I exaggerate? Boy, do I, and I'd do it more if I could get away with it. David Sedaris boyexaggerate Change image and share on social
Sometimes I say to myself, 'Oh, I wish I could win a Tony Award', although I'm not that bothered. David Sedaris awardbothertony Change image and share on social
