Top 59 Quotes by David Sedaris

I like nonfiction books about people with wretched lives.

I like listening to books as well, as that way you can iron at the same time.

I meet people at book signings. My record now, for signing, is ten and a half hours in one sitting.

I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer.

Lovers of audio books learn to live with compromise.

Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts, but the truth is I really like doing them myself.

I started writing when I was twenty, and my first book came out seventeen years later.

No one writes dialect better than Flannery O'Connor. No one should even try.

I've never gone on Facebook and am not sure I understand it. The same goes for Twitter. I have someone sending tweets and pretending to be me, but I don't know why.

I always knew I wanted it to be illustrated.