Do I exaggerate? Boy, do I, and I'd do it more if I could get away with it. David Sedaris boyexaggerate Change image and share on social
As a foreigner in London, I like that there are so many other foreigners. David Sedaris foreignerlondon Change image and share on social
I don't think my life is more interesting than anybody else's. David Sedaris interestlife Change image and share on social
I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me. David Sedaris blurmovietime Change image and share on social
I felt uncomfortable calling myself a writer until I started with 'The New Yorker,' and then I was like, 'Okay, now you can call yourself that.' David Sedaris callfeltstart Change image and share on social
When you read comic material and people aren't laughing how do you know they're listening. David Sedaris comiclaughlisten Change image and share on social
My sister Tiffany told me years ago, 'You can never write about me.' Then she called six months ago and said she wanted to be in a story. She was worried people thought I didn't like her. David Sedaris agocallmonth Change image and share on social
I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out. David Sedaris candidatecasechange Change image and share on social
I tend to show everything I do to my family, to check they won't be offended. David Sedaris checkfamilyoffend Change image and share on social