Top 59 Quotes by David Sedaris

I guess my guilty pleasure would be listening to the British audio versions of the 'Harry Potter' books.

I like to reserve the right to write about whatever I like.

I tend to show everything I do to my family, to check they won't be offended.

I went from having 50 listeners to 50 million listeners.

I'm not a reporter but the 'New Yorker' treats everyone like a reporter.

My sister Tiffany told me years ago, 'You can never write about me.' Then she called six months ago and said she wanted to be in a story. She was worried people thought I didn't like her.

I started writing when I was twenty, and my first book came out seventeen years later.

My family isn't really all that different from anyone else's. Well, maybe they're a bit more entertaining.

The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons.

Sometimes I say to myself, 'Oh, I wish I could win a Tony Award', although I'm not that bothered.