The only real advice you can give anyone is to keep writing. David Sedaris advicegivereal Change image and share on social
If I'm riding my bike I just replay the same scenarios over and over in my head, like I haven't had a new mental adventure since high school. So that's what I like about books on tape, so my mind can't wander anywhere. David Sedaris adventurebikebook share on social
Because I've always been a fairly nervous person. David Sedaris fairlyhavenervous Change image and share on social
I'm not a reporter but the 'New Yorker' treats everyone like a reporter. David Sedaris reportertreatyorker Change image and share on social
People ask me, 'Have you ever considered doing stand-up?' To me it would be less offensive if someone asked me, 'Have you ever considered dental implants?' David Sedaris askconsiderdental Change image and share on social
I like to reserve the right to write about whatever I like. David Sedaris reservewrite Change image and share on social
I went from having 50 listeners to 50 million listeners. David Sedaris listenermillion Change image and share on social
My family isn't really all that different from anyone else's. Well, maybe they're a bit more entertaining. David Sedaris biteentertainfamily Change image and share on social
I always knew I wanted it to be illustrated. David Sedaris illustrateknowwant Change image and share on social