Top 59 Quotes by David Sedaris

I love 'Glee.' I cry all the time when I watch 'Glee' because I don't know if it's satire or melodrama and that makes me feel like the writing is aware of itself, and that makes it okay to cry.

Sometimes I say to myself, 'Oh, I wish I could win a Tony Award', although I'm not that bothered.

I've always been very upfront about the way I write, and I've always used the tools humorists use, such as exaggeration.

Do I exaggerate? Boy, do I, and I'd do it more if I could get away with it.

Actually I liked that 'Let the Right One In,' that Swedish vampire movie.

As a foreigner in London, I like that there are so many other foreigners.

I don't think my life is more interesting than anybody else's.

I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me.

I felt uncomfortable calling myself a writer until I started with 'The New Yorker,' and then I was like, 'Okay, now you can call yourself that.'

When you read comic material and people aren't laughing how do you know they're listening.