They were nothing like the French people I had imagined. If anything, they were too kind, too generous and too knowledgable in the fields of plumbing and electricity. David Sedaris electricityfieldfrench Change image and share on social
After a few months in my parents' basement, I took an apartment near the state university, where I discovered both crystal methamphetamine and conceptual art. Either one of these things are dangerous, but in combination they have the potential to destroy entire civilizations. David Sedaris apartmentartbasement share on social
I think it's important to take chances. David Sedaris chanceimportant Change image and share on social
I don't like being left to my own thoughts. David Sedaris leavethought Change image and share on social
I love 'Glee.' I cry all the time when I watch 'Glee' because I don't know if it's satire or melodrama and that makes me feel like the writing is aware of itself, and that makes it okay to cry. David Sedaris awarecryfeel Change image and share on social
Sometimes with 'The New Yorker,' they have grammar rules that just don't feel right in my mouth. David Sedaris feelgrammarmouth Change image and share on social
Sometimes I say to myself, 'Oh, I wish I could win a Tony Award', although I'm not that bothered. David Sedaris awardbothertony Change image and share on social
I've always been very upfront about the way I write, and I've always used the tools humorists use, such as exaggeration. David Sedaris exaggerationhavehumorist Change image and share on social