I aim to please. I'm nothing if not a vaudevillian. Craig Ferguson aimvaudevillian Change image and share on social
I proved to my own satisfaction that I am madder than I think. Craig Ferguson madprovesatisfaction Change image and share on social
I'm not aware of having a creepy laugh, but apparently I do. Craig Ferguson apparentlyawarecreepy Change image and share on social
I dropped out of high school when I was 16, after I had a huge argument with my English teacher over the meaning of the word 'existentialism.' Craig Ferguson argumentdropenglish Change image and share on social
Other than the laws of physics, rules have never really worked out for me. Craig Ferguson lawphysicrule Change image and share on social
When I went out on tour as Bing Hitler I would hook up with Lenny and we'd get drunk together. He was always very supportive. He was a big star and a lot of what he said to me had power and impact. Apart from that, I just like him. Craig Ferguson bigbingdrink share on social
I realized women and humor were linked very closely. Craig Ferguson closelyhumorlink Change image and share on social
It's the beauty and curse of doing a daily show. Some days you've got nothing to talk about and other days Dick Cheney shoots his lawyer in the face and everyone is happy. Craig Ferguson beautycheneycurse Change image and share on social
When I stopped drinking, it was only because I thought if I don't stop, I'm going to die. Craig Ferguson diedrinkstop Change image and share on social
If Scotland and America go to war, I'm afraid I've already sworn in. Craig Ferguson afraidamericahave Change image and share on social
