I'm not aware of having a creepy laugh, but apparently I do. Craig Ferguson apparentlyawarecreepy Change image and share on social
I dropped out of high school when I was 16, after I had a huge argument with my English teacher over the meaning of the word 'existentialism.' Craig Ferguson argumentdropenglish Change image and share on social
Other than the laws of physics, rules have never really worked out for me. Craig Ferguson lawphysicrule Change image and share on social
When I went out on tour as Bing Hitler I would hook up with Lenny and we'd get drunk together. He was always very supportive. He was a big star and a lot of what he said to me had power and impact. Apart from that, I just like him. Craig Ferguson bigbingdrink share on social
It's the beauty and curse of doing a daily show. Some days you've got nothing to talk about and other days Dick Cheney shoots his lawyer in the face and everyone is happy. Craig Ferguson beautycheneycurse Change image and share on social
I just do my thing and try each show to be more honest about why I am and who I am. It's quite tricky and actually nerve-racking to do that. It's kind of a happy train wreck. Craig Ferguson happyhonestkind Change image and share on social
When I stopped drinking, it was only because I thought if I don't stop, I'm going to die. Craig Ferguson diedrinkstop Change image and share on social
Is it really that important? It's just television, for God's sake. It's not medicine or something. Craig Ferguson godimportantmedicine Change image and share on social
I try and live my life in bite-size chunks. Craig Ferguson bitechunklife Change image and share on social
I am reasonably happy. I didn't find Jesus or anything like that. Part of it is that I just feel that I could go home. I did not feel like that for a long time, but I could go back now. Craig Ferguson backfeelfind Change image and share on social
