Don't ever rope me in as a late-night talk show host. I don't want to be one. Craig Ferguson hostlatenight Change image and share on social
It's the beauty and curse of doing a daily show. Some days you've got nothing to talk about and other days Dick Cheney shoots his lawyer in the face and everyone is happy. Craig Ferguson beautycheneycurse Change image and share on social
Historically, when Americans don't know what to do next, they go to Paris. Benjamin Franklin is like: 'What am I going to do now? I'll go to Paris!' Craig Ferguson americanbenjaminfranklin Change image and share on social
When I stopped drinking, it was only because I thought if I don't stop, I'm going to die. Craig Ferguson diedrinkstop Change image and share on social
There's just a feeling you get from certain things you do in life that just kind of feel pure and independent of what's actually, physically, going on. Craig Ferguson feelfeltindependent Change image and share on social
I used to believe, like many people who come from poor backgrounds, that it gave me an edge, but I think that's just something we have to tell ourselves to get by sometimes. I don't believe that anymore. Children of privilege can be just as talented and clever as anybody else. Craig Ferguson anymorebackgroundchild share on social
I came to America, and I made good. It's an old story, but it hasn't been told in a long time. Usually, it's, 'I'm an immigrant, I came here and got persecuted.' My story is I came here, I worked hard, and it worked out all right. So it's still available. Craig Ferguson americagoodhard share on social
I realized women and humor were linked very closely. Craig Ferguson closelyhumorlink Change image and share on social
A lot of people come to L.A. looking for something. What I came here for, I realize now, is to be okay with myself. Craig Ferguson lotpeoplerealize Change image and share on social
I am reasonably happy. I didn't find Jesus or anything like that. Part of it is that I just feel that I could go home. I did not feel like that for a long time, but I could go back now. Craig Ferguson backfeelfind Change image and share on social
