I am probably a pseudo-intellectual. Craig Ferguson intellectualpseudo Change image and share on social
I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny. Craig Ferguson funnyhithope Change image and share on social
The idea of having Australians upset at me is just awful. Craig Ferguson australianawfulidea Change image and share on social
I've got young kids, so it suits me to do a job which keeps me in town right now. Craig Ferguson havejobkid Change image and share on social
Being an American is something I wanted to be for a very long time, probably since I saw the moon landing when I was a child. Craig Ferguson americanchildland Change image and share on social
For me, comedy should have a certain amount of joy in it. It should be about attacking the powerful - the politicians, the Trumps, the blowhards - going after them. We shouldn't be attacking the vulnerable. Craig Ferguson amountattackblowhard share on social
The truth is, you win the Lotto. That's really how you have to approach it. You're a lottery winner when you get a sitcom and it goes. Craig Ferguson approachlotterylotto Change image and share on social
I hope what I do has an art to it, and as an artist you have to try new things and keep yourself entertained. Craig Ferguson artartistentertain Change image and share on social
I don't get emails from my corporate overlords. Craig Ferguson corporateemailoverlord Change image and share on social
I used to psych myself up before the show and now I do the complete opposite: I psych myself down. It's 12:30 at night, you don't want some guy yelling at you. You want some guy just talking to you. Craig Ferguson completeguynight Change image and share on social
