Top 64 Quotes by Craig Ferguson

I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that.

It's very interesting to know what people are doing while you're working on late-night television.

I come from a very critical culture. You know the Scots. They're always saying: 'Oh, no. It will never work. You'll never amount to anything. You've got to know your place in the world.'

I think I'm just someone that just tries to get by. I'm kind of - if it was during the Second World War, I'd be a black marketeer, I think.

I have to do a show which is of interest to me, or else I'm lost.

I'm careful with money.

I am probably a pseudo-intellectual.

The idea of having Australians upset at me is just awful.

Being an American is something I wanted to be for a very long time, probably since I saw the moon landing when I was a child.

The truth is, you win the Lotto. That's really how you have to approach it. You're a lottery winner when you get a sitcom and it goes.