I've been running my whole life. Running into bars, running around the world. But when you have a child, you can't run. That was a revelation. Craig Ferguson barchildhave Change image and share on social
I think that clearly it has an influence, to be coming of age during the punk rock era, to come from a difficult and sporadically violent background, to have been in and out of such chaos, I think it actually helps. But I don't know for sure. Craig Ferguson agebackgroundchaos share on social
I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that. Craig Ferguson comedyesteemlow Change image and share on social
I remember talking to someone early on after I was sober about how I suddenly felt awkward at parties. They said, 'Well, you're supposed to. Everyone feels awkward at parties.' It's an appropriate feeling to feel. Craig Ferguson awkwardearlyfeel share on social
Late night is no different than making a film, really, except that it's faster, and if you do a crap one, you can do a better one tomorrow. Writing a novel and doing stand-up - that stuff is very similar. Craig Ferguson crapfastfilm share on social
I aim to please. I'm nothing if not a vaudevillian. Craig Ferguson aimvaudevillian Change image and share on social
I proved to my own satisfaction that I am madder than I think. Craig Ferguson madprovesatisfaction Change image and share on social
HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it. Craig Ferguson demographiclotpeople Change image and share on social
I dropped out of high school when I was 16, after I had a huge argument with my English teacher over the meaning of the word 'existentialism.' Craig Ferguson argumentdropenglish Change image and share on social
Don't ever rope me in as a late-night talk show host. I don't want to be one. Craig Ferguson hostlatenight Change image and share on social