Historically, when Americans don't know what to do next, they go to Paris. Benjamin Franklin is like: 'What am I going to do now? I'll go to Paris!' Craig Ferguson americanbenjaminfranklin Change image and share on social
A lot of people come to L.A. looking for something. What I came here for, I realize now, is to be okay with myself. Craig Ferguson lotpeoplerealize Change image and share on social
I realized women and humor were linked very closely. Craig Ferguson closelyhumorlink Change image and share on social
I used to believe, like many people who come from poor backgrounds, that it gave me an edge, but I think that's just something we have to tell ourselves to get by sometimes. I don't believe that anymore. Children of privilege can be just as talented and clever as anybody else. Craig Ferguson anymorebackgroundchild share on social
There's just a feeling you get from certain things you do in life that just kind of feel pure and independent of what's actually, physically, going on. Craig Ferguson feelfeltindependent Change image and share on social
They were singing, Gillette, the best a man can get, with a lot of guys hugging their fathers and sailing and riding bikes. I suddenly felt a long way from the best a man could get and I thought it would be nice to get from there to the best. Craig Ferguson bikefatherfelt share on social
I came to America, and I made good. It's an old story, but it hasn't been told in a long time. Usually, it's, 'I'm an immigrant, I came here and got persecuted.' My story is I came here, I worked hard, and it worked out all right. So it's still available. Craig Ferguson americagoodhard share on social
I've been running my whole life. Running into bars, running around the world. But when you have a child, you can't run. That was a revelation. Craig Ferguson barchildhave Change image and share on social
I proved to my own satisfaction that I am madder than I think. Craig Ferguson madprovesatisfaction Change image and share on social
I am reasonably happy. I didn't find Jesus or anything like that. Part of it is that I just feel that I could go home. I did not feel like that for a long time, but I could go back now. Craig Ferguson backfeelfind Change image and share on social
