I'm not aware of having a creepy laugh, but apparently I do. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes apparently aware creepy
If Scotland and America go to war, I'm afraid I've already sworn in. Craig Ferguson afraidamericahave Change image and share on social
I try and live my life in bite-size chunks. Craig Ferguson bitechunklife Change image and share on social
I'm reading a book, because I'm brainy. No, it is a book - if you don't know, it is like a blog except bigger. Craig Ferguson bigblogbook Change image and share on social
Harry Reid is not funny; he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy. Lewis Black charlecreepyfunny Change image and share on social
We continue to be exasperated by the view, apparently gaining momentum in certain circles, that armed robbery is okay as long as nobody gets hurt! The proper solution to armed robbery is a dead robber, on the scene. Jeff Cooper apparentlyarmcircle share on social
I'm one of those people who is colour blind to a certain degree. And that doesn't mean I'm not acutely aware of race in our country and abroad and in the world. I know what's going on, and I'm very aware of it. Mike Colter abroadacutelyaware share on social
