Craig Ferguson

All they teach you in drama school is how to do stage fights and be a pain in rehearsals.

I'm crazy. I know I'm crazy 'cause Desmond Tutu told me, and he's very clever. He said, 'You must free yourself, be more of who you are. Be more crazy.' And I'm going to.

I try and live my life in bite-size chunks.

As a young child my attention span was, as I remember it, rather short.

I would've done anything to work with Satyajit Ray.

Nas is one of my favorite rappers because you don't get any of that flashy stuntin'; you get the real, just raw bars. The way he tells stories and his vibe, I think we would make great music together.