Craig Ferguson

All they teach you in drama school is how to do stage fights and be a pain in rehearsals.

I'm crazy. I know I'm crazy 'cause Desmond Tutu told me, and he's very clever. He said, 'You must free yourself, be more of who you are. Be more crazy.' And I'm going to.

I try and live my life in bite-size chunks.

Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work?

I have a naturally camp sensibility and a camp sense of humour. I love the icons that gay people love.

In early 1993, when I was 12, I was separated from my family as the Sierra Leone civil war, which began two years earlier, came into my life.