Craig Ferguson

All they teach you in drama school is how to do stage fights and be a pain in rehearsals.

I'm crazy. I know I'm crazy 'cause Desmond Tutu told me, and he's very clever. He said, 'You must free yourself, be more of who you are. Be more crazy.' And I'm going to.

I'm reading a book, because I'm brainy. No, it is a book - if you don't know, it is like a blog except bigger.

I was a bit challenged when I was younger to stay on the right path.

If you're not having a good time, find something else that gives you some joy in life.

Now that I'm gettin' old enough to get some money, I'd like to have some money. I don't get much made, I need to conquer a big chunk of money. Not quit playin' but quit playin' so hard.