A weird sort of awareness set in, like, 'Wow. My standup isn't just separate from everything else I do anymore.' With Twitter and Face book, everything is universal that everything everybody says gets seen. Colin Quinn anymoreawarenessbook share on social
Marie Antoinette was funny, I'm sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the 'Let them eat cake' line. She seems like she was kind of funny, like a Chelsea Handler or Kathy Griffin type. Colin Quinn antoinettecakechelsea Change image and share on social
So instead of talking about theoretical ways of ending the war and violence, I say that we have to get rid of the individual asholes in each office and situation. Colin Quinn asholesendindividual Change image and share on social
I get the impression the English kings were witty, for some reason. I feel like all you had was your wit. Colin Quinn englishfeelimpression Change image and share on social
I think if you try to tailor your act to anybody, you end up with an act that doesn't work anyway. Colin Quinn actendtailor Change image and share on social
You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it. Colin Quinn beanbusinesscounter share on social
If I had to give up everything else and keep just one aspect of the job, I'd have to keep writing because I love it. Yes, I enjoy performing, too. But I couldn't give up writing material. Colin Quinn aspectenjoygive Change image and share on social
When I look back now I realize I was such an obnoxious kid but, you know, I went to schools like you, like a public school in New York so compared to the anarchy that was going on there, they really wouldn't - I wasn't like a bad kid. I saw people come in and punch the teachers. Colin Quinn anarchybackbad share on social
I think I identify more with the smart guy, but most people might take umbrage at that. I like to think of myself as a real thinker, but I suppose people might beg to differ. Colin Quinn begdifferguy Change image and share on social
