People's - most people's job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. It's not even paper. Colin Quinn futurejobmoney Change image and share on social
You can't make money on Broadway. You make nothing. You maybe make like $1,350 a week after you pay out all the producers. Colin Quinn broadwaymakemoney Change image and share on social
The thing that drives me crazy is when comics say 'I have low self-esteem.' No you don't. You're standing on stage asking people to pay. You don't play an instrument. You want people to pay to hear what's in your mind. You don't have low self-esteem. You might have other problems. Colin Quinn comiccrazydrive share on social
With comedians, you have that understanding that we're trying to get laughs. Colin Quinn comedianlaughunderstand Change image and share on social
Everybody says before reviews come out, 'Oh, reviews don't matter,' just in case they're bad; everyone want to brace themselves. Colin Quinn badbracecase Change image and share on social
Twitter is one of those dangerous toys that if it gets in the hands of the wrong person you'll have the mind of a 12-year-old masquerading as an adult. Colin Quinn adultdangeroushand Change image and share on social
