You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes funny gotta laugh
Humanity is a crazy contradiction. I accept us for who we are. We're not that great. Every time we take a step forward we go back to the same primitive behavior. We're meant to be this way. It's not our fault, it's just who we are. Colin Quinn acceptbackbehavior share on social
Twitter is one of those dangerous toys that if it gets in the hands of the wrong person you'll have the mind of a 12-year-old masquerading as an adult. Colin Quinn adultdangeroushand Change image and share on social
Everybody says before reviews come out, 'Oh, reviews don't matter,' just in case they're bad; everyone want to brace themselves. Colin Quinn badbracecase Change image and share on social
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. David Alan Grier chelseafunnyhandler Change image and share on social
To keep the business going, you gotta keep it boomin'. DJ Khaled boominbusinessgotta Change image and share on social
I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. T. J. Miller absurditybeardedhard Change image and share on social