The ancient Greeks were the first ones to say an unexamined life is not worth living. They don't tell you of course what we found out, an examined life not that fascinating either. Colin Quinn ancientexaminefascinate Change image and share on social
For the most part, comedians are pretty friendly with each other. They always say they badmouth each other, but most of the time, they're friends. We're the only ones that can really stand our type of humor. Colin Quinn badmouthcomedianfriend share on social
Humanity is a crazy contradiction. I accept us for who we are. We're not that great. Every time we take a step forward we go back to the same primitive behavior. We're meant to be this way. It's not our fault, it's just who we are. Colin Quinn acceptbackbehavior share on social
When I look back now I realize I was such an obnoxious kid but, you know, I went to schools like you, like a public school in New York so compared to the anarchy that was going on there, they really wouldn't - I wasn't like a bad kid. I saw people come in and punch the teachers. Colin Quinn anarchybackbad share on social
Everybody's got a different sense of humor. It's just different styles. Colin Quinn humorsensestyle Change image and share on social
I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be. Colin Quinn actfeelgood Change image and share on social
I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you couldn't be a comedian. Colin Quinn comediancynicalwork Change image and share on social
You can't make money on Broadway. You make nothing. You maybe make like $1,350 a week after you pay out all the producers. Colin Quinn broadwaymakemoney Change image and share on social
That's the beauty of being a comedian - it's the one job you're allowed to do that. We're lucky. We're really lucky. Colin Quinn allowbeautycomedian Change image and share on social
I write all the time - I write poetry, I love to write. Colin Quinn lovepoetrytime Change image and share on social
