Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special. Chris Rock browncharliehalloween Change image and share on social
I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day. Chris Rock daddaygirl Change image and share on social
No film critic's going to say it, but 'Madagascar 3' is better than 'The Artist.' Chris Rock artistcriticfilm Change image and share on social
By the time I was 7 or 8, I wanted to be a comedy writer. Chris Rock comedytimewant Change image and share on social
I'm an independent, but I got to admit I lean Democratic. Chris Rock admitdemocraticindependent Change image and share on social
The thing that surprised me the most is just how much money women that weren't rich were paying for their hair. When you're in a beauty parlor in Harlem next to abandoned buildings and somebody's paying five grand for a weave, that's a bit much. Chris Rock abandonbeautybite share on social
Here's what I knew about doing a play: I knew it would make me a better actor. Chris Rock actorknowmake Change image and share on social
Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous. Chris Rock famousofferpart Change image and share on social
Show me one guy or woman as funny as Rodney Dangerfield or as good as George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, or Joan Rivers. There are a lot of good comics out there, no doubt, but as far as the quality of the comics goes, I think what you have is a bunch of situational comics. Chris Rock billbunchcarlin share on social
