If I find a comedy club where no one's camera works, I'll go. Chris Rock cameraclubcomedy Change image and share on social
Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special. Chris Rock browncharliehalloween Change image and share on social
I'd like to be in a Spike Jonze movie. But I live in a Nancy Meyers movie. Chris Rock jonzelivemeyers Change image and share on social
Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes. Chris Rock lifemovieplay Change image and share on social
After I left high school and got my GED, I studied broadcast journalism for a year at a community college. Chris Rock broadcastcollegecommunity Change image and share on social
Most parts in comedy, they're not really written for men. They're written for, like, these boy-men. Chris Rock boycomedyman Change image and share on social
I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson. Chris Rock businesshangjackson Change image and share on social
Anything I say about women, I try to make sure that at least five or six friends of mine are going through a similar situation. That way I'm not picking on my wife. Chris Rock friendmakemine Change image and share on social
Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know? Chris Rock famouslovewhite Change image and share on social
