I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking. Chris Rock backcameraclub Change image and share on social
Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous. Chris Rock famousofferpart Change image and share on social
I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity. Chris Rock excusehighlife Change image and share on social
I don't believe I can offend you in a comedy club. I don't believe I can offend you in a concert. A comedy club is a place where you work out material; you're trying material. Chris Rock clubcomedyconcert Change image and share on social
Every now and then I'm in a situation where someone doesn't recognize me, and I experience racism. Things like not being buzzed into a store or sitting in first class on a plane and having someone ask to see my ticket four times. Chris Rock buzzclassexperience share on social
No film critic's going to say it, but 'Madagascar 3' is better than 'The Artist.' Chris Rock artistcriticfilm Change image and share on social
Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders. Chris Rock 000bulletbystander Change image and share on social
I have no idea what my best material is. Different people like different things. I'll say this: The political stuff gets the press, but the relationship jokes sell all the seats. Chris Rock ideajokematerial Change image and share on social
Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special. Chris Rock browncharliehalloween Change image and share on social
