Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous. Chris Rock famousofferpart Change image and share on social
I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity. Chris Rock excusehighlife Change image and share on social
I don't believe I can offend you in a comedy club. I don't believe I can offend you in a concert. A comedy club is a place where you work out material; you're trying material. Chris Rock clubcomedyconcert Change image and share on social
Every now and then I'm in a situation where someone doesn't recognize me, and I experience racism. Things like not being buzzed into a store or sitting in first class on a plane and having someone ask to see my ticket four times. Chris Rock buzzclassexperience share on social
After I left high school and got my GED, I studied broadcast journalism for a year at a community college. Chris Rock broadcastcollegecommunity Change image and share on social
A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage. Chris Rock greathumorlong Change image and share on social
Most parts in comedy, they're not really written for men. They're written for, like, these boy-men. Chris Rock boycomedyman Change image and share on social
No film critic's going to say it, but 'Madagascar 3' is better than 'The Artist.' Chris Rock artistcriticfilm Change image and share on social
Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special. Chris Rock browncharliehalloween Change image and share on social
