I'd like to be in a Spike Jonze movie. But I live in a Nancy Meyers movie. Chris Rock jonzelivemeyers Change image and share on social
Black people have been qualified to be president for hundreds of years. George Washington Carver could have been president. I could go on with a list of black men that were qualified to be the president of the United States. So the Obama victory is progress for white people. Chris Rock blackcarvergeorge share on social
Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else. Chris Rock gaymiserablepeople Change image and share on social
I have no idea what my best material is. Different people like different things. I'll say this: The political stuff gets the press, but the relationship jokes sell all the seats. Chris Rock ideajokematerial Change image and share on social
After I left high school and got my GED, I studied broadcast journalism for a year at a community college. Chris Rock broadcastcollegecommunity Change image and share on social
Jokes rot. They're not like songs. I always envy singers - Sting is always going to sing 'Roxanne'. But people want to hear new jokes. I've written jokes as good as 'Roxanne', I believe. But I can't tell them again. Chris Rock envygoodhave share on social
I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity. Chris Rock excusehighlife Change image and share on social
Every now and then I'm in a situation where someone doesn't recognize me, and I experience racism. Things like not being buzzed into a store or sitting in first class on a plane and having someone ask to see my ticket four times. Chris Rock buzzclassexperience share on social
Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest! Chris Rock abdulamericanchristopher Change image and share on social
