Does having a wife and kids change your act? Yes, but only in the best way. It gives you weight and authority. It also makes you closer to the audience because the audience is married and has kids. Chris Rock actaudienceauthority Change image and share on social
I can't cook, but I have a nice book of menus... and I can plate and set the table. Chris Rock bookcookmenu Change image and share on social
Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy. Chris Rock activitycomedygroup Change image and share on social
I love being famous. It's almost like being white. Chris Rock famouslovewhite Change image and share on social
When I started out in comedy, it was common knowledge that it took about 10 years to get good. And that was okay because it took you about 9 years to get on television. Chris Rock comedycommongood Change image and share on social
Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy. Chris Rock comedianenjoyfair Change image and share on social
If I find a comedy club where no one's camera works, I'll go. Chris Rock cameraclubcomedy Change image and share on social
Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four. Chris Rock blackdominatefinal Change image and share on social
Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest! Chris Rock abdulamericanchristopher Change image and share on social
