I can't cook, but I have a nice book of menus... and I can plate and set the table. Chris Rock bookcookmenu Change image and share on social
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot. Chris Rock badliveneighborhood Change image and share on social
Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy. Chris Rock activitycomedygroup Change image and share on social
I love being famous. It's almost like being white. Chris Rock famouslovewhite Change image and share on social
When I started out in comedy, it was common knowledge that it took about 10 years to get good. And that was okay because it took you about 9 years to get on television. Chris Rock comedycommongood Change image and share on social
Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy. Chris Rock comedianenjoyfair Change image and share on social
My first year on 'SNL', I made $90,000 dollars. And I bought a red Corvette for $45,000 dollars. I'm thinking, 'I've got 45 grand left!' Taxes didn't even come into my equation. At the end of the first year of making 90 grand I was 25, 30 in the hole. We live in this baller, spend-money culture. Chris Rock 000ballerbuy share on social
By the time I was 7 or 8, I wanted to be a comedy writer. Chris Rock comedytimewant Change image and share on social
It's like, hmm, there's people with $2000 weaves that could have bought health care with that weave money. They don't have insurance. People want what they want. And I guess that is a reason we have this big credit card problem and a lot of these foreclosures. Chris Rock bigbuycard share on social
Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special. Chris Rock browncharliehalloween Change image and share on social