I can't cook, but I have a nice book of menus... and I can plate and set the table. Chris Rock bookcookmenu Change image and share on social
When I do stand-up, I'm basically doing a one-man show. Chris Rock basicallymanshow Change image and share on social
Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else. Chris Rock gaymiserablepeople Change image and share on social
Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself. Chris Rock funny Change image and share on social
Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life. Chris Rock crappylifemovie Change image and share on social
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot. Chris Rock badliveneighborhood Change image and share on social
I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking. Chris Rock backcameraclub Change image and share on social
