America is the greatest country in the whole world. Chris Rock americacountrygreat Change image and share on social
Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep. Chris Rock actkidsleep Change image and share on social
I realized with Broadway everything written for black people is usually written in the past, and I'm kind of a contemporary guy. I don't think you want to see me in 'Raisin in the Sun'. Chris Rock blackbroadwaycontemporary Change image and share on social
The thing that surprised me the most is just how much money women that weren't rich were paying for their hair. When you're in a beauty parlor in Harlem next to abandoned buildings and somebody's paying five grand for a weave, that's a bit much. Chris Rock abandonbeautybite share on social
Black people have been qualified to be president for hundreds of years. George Washington Carver could have been president. I could go on with a list of black men that were qualified to be the president of the United States. So the Obama victory is progress for white people. Chris Rock blackcarvergeorge share on social
Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to. Chris Rock mallpeopletown Change image and share on social
Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time. Chris Rock happymarrymiserable Change image and share on social
Comedians tend to find a comfort zone and stay there and do lamer versions of themselves for the rest of their career. Chris Rock careercomediancomfort Change image and share on social
After I left high school and got my GED, I studied broadcast journalism for a year at a community college. Chris Rock broadcastcollegecommunity Change image and share on social
My goal in life was to host the MTV Awards, because it's the awards show that Prince sang on, and that was the awards show that Eddie Murphy hosted and Arsenio hosted. Chris Rock arsenioawardeddie Change image and share on social
