Anything I say about women, I try to make sure that at least five or six friends of mine are going through a similar situation. That way I'm not picking on my wife. Chris Rock friendmakemine Change image and share on social
Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know? Chris Rock famouslovewhite Change image and share on social
I love what's happened to me, but when I was a kid, I wanted to be the president of the United States. Chris Rock happenkidlove Change image and share on social
Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie. Chris Rock actbaddude Change image and share on social
If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty. Chris Rock damnfourtysixteen Change image and share on social
You can only offend me if you mean something to me. Chris Rock offend Change image and share on social
The thing that surprised me the most is just how much money women that weren't rich were paying for their hair. When you're in a beauty parlor in Harlem next to abandoned buildings and somebody's paying five grand for a weave, that's a bit much. Chris Rock abandonbeautybite share on social
My first year on 'SNL', I made $90,000 dollars. And I bought a red Corvette for $45,000 dollars. I'm thinking, 'I've got 45 grand left!' Taxes didn't even come into my equation. At the end of the first year of making 90 grand I was 25, 30 in the hole. We live in this baller, spend-money culture. Chris Rock 000ballerbuy share on social
America is the greatest country in the whole world. Chris Rock americacountrygreat Change image and share on social