If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty. Chris Rock damnfourtysixteen Change image and share on social
You can only offend me if you mean something to me. Chris Rock offend Change image and share on social
I'm never proper or careful, but I never curse in front of my mother, either. Chris Rock carefulcursefront Change image and share on social
America is the greatest country in the whole world. Chris Rock americacountrygreat Change image and share on social
Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep. Chris Rock actkidsleep Change image and share on social
Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie. Chris Rock actbaddude Change image and share on social
Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time. Chris Rock happymarrymiserable Change image and share on social
Comedians tend to find a comfort zone and stay there and do lamer versions of themselves for the rest of their career. Chris Rock careercomediancomfort Change image and share on social
My goal in life was to host the MTV Awards, because it's the awards show that Prince sang on, and that was the awards show that Eddie Murphy hosted and Arsenio hosted. Chris Rock arsenioawardeddie Change image and share on social
When I do stand-up, I'm basically doing a one-man show. Chris Rock basicallymanshow Change image and share on social
