Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four. Chris Rock blackdominatefinal Change image and share on social
If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner. Chris Rock cleandirtyproperly Change image and share on social
My movies are okay, but they're not my specials. Chris Rock moviespecial Change image and share on social
I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack. Chris Rock hackoverrateseverely Change image and share on social
Being with my kids is the best, most fun thing; it's a privilege. Chris Rock funkidprivilege Change image and share on social
School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man. Chris Rock blackinventman Change image and share on social
I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day. Chris Rock daddaygirl Change image and share on social
Show me one guy or woman as funny as Rodney Dangerfield or as good as George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, or Joan Rivers. There are a lot of good comics out there, no doubt, but as far as the quality of the comics goes, I think what you have is a bunch of situational comics. Chris Rock billbunchcarlin share on social
