Top 85 Quotes by Chris Rock

I have my own demons and dark moods. It's weird.

You can write a great country record and still be angry. Who's angrier than Toby Keith? He's angrier than the average 10 rappers.

I'm never proper or careful, but I never curse in front of my mother, either.

Now that I have children, I realize taking care of my children is more fun than anything in the whole world.

The key to staying together is making sure you guys like each other and need each other.

I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack. That should be the name of my new DVD: 'Chris Rock: Slightly Above Hack'.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

I have no idea what my best material is. Different people like different things. I'll say this: The political stuff gets the press, but the relationship jokes sell all the seats.

A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you're trying material.

I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking.