When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy, because 'sacrifice' infers that there was something better to do than being with your children. Chris Rock childcrazyhear share on social
When I do stand-up, I'm basically doing a one-man show. Chris Rock basicallymanshow Change image and share on social
Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else. Chris Rock gaymiserablepeople Change image and share on social
Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself. Chris Rock funny Change image and share on social
If I find a comedy club where no one's camera works, I'll go. Chris Rock cameraclubcomedy Change image and share on social
I have my own demons and dark moods. It's weird. Chris Rock darkdemonmood Change image and share on social
Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life. Chris Rock crappylifemovie Change image and share on social
Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special. Chris Rock browncharliehalloween Change image and share on social
