Now that I have children, I realize taking care of my children is more fun than anything in the whole world. Chris Rock carechildfun Change image and share on social
The key to staying together is making sure you guys like each other and need each other. Chris Rock guykeymake Change image and share on social
I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack. That should be the name of my new DVD: 'Chris Rock: Slightly Above Hack'. Chris Rock chrisdvdhack Change image and share on social
When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy, because 'sacrifice' infers that there was something better to do than being with your children. Chris Rock childcrazyhear share on social
Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes. Chris Rock lifemovieplay Change image and share on social
I realized with Broadway everything written for black people is usually written in the past, and I'm kind of a contemporary guy. I don't think you want to see me in 'Raisin in the Sun'. Chris Rock blackbroadwaycontemporary Change image and share on social
A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage. Chris Rock greathumorlong Change image and share on social
Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself. Chris Rock funny Change image and share on social
Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest! Chris Rock abdulamericanchristopher Change image and share on social
