Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them. Chris Rock ambulancechaserfall Change image and share on social
I have my own demons and dark moods. It's weird. Chris Rock darkdemonmood Change image and share on social
You can write a great country record and still be angry. Who's angrier than Toby Keith? He's angrier than the average 10 rappers. Chris Rock angryaveragecountry Change image and share on social
I'm never proper or careful, but I never curse in front of my mother, either. Chris Rock carefulcursefront Change image and share on social
Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous. Chris Rock famousofferpart Change image and share on social
The key to staying together is making sure you guys like each other and need each other. Chris Rock guykeymake Change image and share on social
I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack. That should be the name of my new DVD: 'Chris Rock: Slightly Above Hack'. Chris Rock chrisdvdhack Change image and share on social
Does having a wife and kids change your act? Yes, but only in the best way. It gives you weight and authority. It also makes you closer to the audience because the audience is married and has kids. Chris Rock actaudienceauthority Change image and share on social
Now that I have children, I realize taking care of my children is more fun than anything in the whole world. Chris Rock carechildfun Change image and share on social
I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking. Chris Rock backcameraclub Change image and share on social