A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House. Chris Rock boycollegehouse Change image and share on social
A man is only as faithful as his options. Chris Rock faithfulmanoption Change image and share on social
Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest! Chris Rock abdulamericanchristopher Change image and share on social
A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage. Chris Rock greathumorlong Change image and share on social
Now that I have children, I realize taking care of my children is more fun than anything in the whole world. Chris Rock carechildfun Change image and share on social
You can write a great country record and still be angry. Who's angrier than Toby Keith? He's angrier than the average 10 rappers. Chris Rock angryaveragecountry Change image and share on social
The key to staying together is making sure you guys like each other and need each other. Chris Rock guykeymake Change image and share on social
Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them. Chris Rock ambulancechaserfall Change image and share on social
I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack. That should be the name of my new DVD: 'Chris Rock: Slightly Above Hack'. Chris Rock chrisdvdhack Change image and share on social
Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special. Chris Rock browncharliehalloween Change image and share on social
