Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to. Chris Rock mallpeopletown Change image and share on social
Most parts in comedy, they're not really written for men. They're written for, like, these boy-men. Chris Rock boycomedyman Change image and share on social
I don't believe I can offend you in a comedy club. I don't believe I can offend you in a concert. A comedy club is a place where you work out material; you're trying material. Chris Rock clubcomedyconcert Change image and share on social
Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders. Chris Rock 000bulletbystander Change image and share on social
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. Chris Rock complimentfoodlife Change image and share on social
A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House. Chris Rock boycollegehouse Change image and share on social
A man is only as faithful as his options. Chris Rock faithfulmanoption Change image and share on social
You can write a great country record and still be angry. Who's angrier than Toby Keith? He's angrier than the average 10 rappers. Chris Rock angryaveragecountry Change image and share on social
Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest! Chris Rock abdulamericanchristopher Change image and share on social
