When I started out in comedy, it was common knowledge that it took about 10 years to get good. And that was okay because it took you about 9 years to get on television. Chris Rock comedycommongood Change image and share on social
A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House. Chris Rock boycollegehouse Change image and share on social
Bill Cosby was the first comedian I was exposed to, because he doesn't curse. Chris Rock billcomediancosby Change image and share on social
A man is only as faithful as his options. Chris Rock faithfulmanoption Change image and share on social
I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day. Chris Rock daddaygirl Change image and share on social
I don't believe I can offend you in a comedy club. I don't believe I can offend you in a concert. A comedy club is a place where you work out material; you're trying material. Chris Rock clubcomedyconcert Change image and share on social
Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest! Chris Rock abdulamericanchristopher Change image and share on social
A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage. Chris Rock greathumorlong Change image and share on social
Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous. Chris Rock famousofferpart Change image and share on social
I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking. Chris Rock backcameraclub Change image and share on social
