Bill Cosby was the first comedian I was exposed to, because he doesn't curse. Chris Rock billcomediancosby Change image and share on social
When I started out in comedy, it was common knowledge that it took about 10 years to get good. And that was okay because it took you about 9 years to get on television. Chris Rock comedycommongood Change image and share on social
A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House. Chris Rock boycollegehouse Change image and share on social
A man is only as faithful as his options. Chris Rock faithfulmanoption Change image and share on social
Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy. Chris Rock comedianenjoyfair Change image and share on social
A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage. Chris Rock greathumorlong Change image and share on social
I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day. Chris Rock daddaygirl Change image and share on social
I don't believe I can offend you in a comedy club. I don't believe I can offend you in a concert. A comedy club is a place where you work out material; you're trying material. Chris Rock clubcomedyconcert Change image and share on social
Every now and then I'm in a situation where someone doesn't recognize me, and I experience racism. Things like not being buzzed into a store or sitting in first class on a plane and having someone ask to see my ticket four times. Chris Rock buzzclassexperience share on social
I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking. Chris Rock backcameraclub Change image and share on social