Even my Mormon sister checks my rankings on Amazon.com. Chelsea Handler amazoncheckmormon Change image and share on social
You look at, like, a 'People' magazine, which used to be a really good, you know, nice magazine you could go to for real stories. It wasn't like a 'Star' or an 'US Weekly' and they have somebody with plastic surgery on the cover, Heidi Montag. And it's obviously what consumers want, because why else would they be doing it? Chelsea Handler consumercovergood share on social
The love that comes from friendship is the underlying facet of a happy life. Chelsea Handler facetfriendshiphappy Change image and share on social
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are ridiculous-looking - especially her. They're so strange and charismatic and weird. It's pretty hard to take your eyes off them. Chelsea Handler angelinabradcharismatic Change image and share on social
I don't like speaking publicly when I don't have to be funny. Chelsea Handler funnypubliclyspeak Change image and share on social
We're seeking out such grossness in human behavior and want such mindless entertainment. 'The Real Housewives of Atlanta' and some of these other shows are more racist. Or '16 and Pregnant.' Getting rewarded for being pregnant when you're a teenager? Are you serious? Chelsea Handler atlantabehaviorentertainment share on social
Once I turned 40, my whole life changed in the most mature - not boring way but much cooler way. I feel much more like an adult. Chelsea Handler adultborechange Change image and share on social
Who would marry me anyway? I'm a handful. Chelsea Handler handfulmarry Change image and share on social
I'm very much about letting other people shine, because it makes us all shine brighter. Chelsea Handler brightletmake Change image and share on social
It's a dream come true to have someone else portray me. Because I've been living this life for a long time, and I'm over myself. Chelsea Handler dreamhavelife Change image and share on social