Anyone who's married to Mariah Carey - I'm pretty sure - doesn't have a great sense of humor. I mean, let's be honest: she's ridiculous. What is her game plan? Chelsea Handler careygamegreat Change image and share on social
If you're a member of my family, whether immediate or extended, and you want to see my show, don't. Chelsea Handler extendfamilymember Change image and share on social
I think you do need two terms as a president. Chelsea Handler presidentterm Change image and share on social
Some men are just disgusted with me and think I should have my mouth sewn shut. Chelsea Handler disgustmanmouth Change image and share on social
I think if you're gonna do something as silly and lighthearted as entertainment, then why not be interesting when you're doing it? Chelsea Handler entertainmentgonnainterest Change image and share on social
Seeing your parents fall apart is really rough. I wouldn't wish it on anybody. Chelsea Handler fallparentrough Change image and share on social
Can you imagine peaking as a teen? I think if you peak in high school, there's a problem. That's what my sister always said: 'Don't worry, you'll peak later.' Chelsea Handler highimaginepeak Change image and share on social
I do think about marriage, but it's not the end-all goal. Chelsea Handler endgoalmarriage Change image and share on social
My position as the best-selling author at E! is secure - unless Salman Rushdie develops a show with them. Chelsea Handler authordevelopposition Change image and share on social
I think comedy has to come from your authentic point of view. Chelsea Handler authenticcomedypoint Change image and share on social
