Some men are just disgusted with me and think I should have my mouth sewn shut. Chelsea Handler disgustmanmouth Change image and share on social
I think if you're gonna do something as silly and lighthearted as entertainment, then why not be interesting when you're doing it? Chelsea Handler entertainmentgonnainterest Change image and share on social
Seeing your parents fall apart is really rough. I wouldn't wish it on anybody. Chelsea Handler fallparentrough Change image and share on social
Can you imagine peaking as a teen? I think if you peak in high school, there's a problem. That's what my sister always said: 'Don't worry, you'll peak later.' Chelsea Handler highimaginepeak Change image and share on social
I do think about marriage, but it's not the end-all goal. Chelsea Handler endgoalmarriage Change image and share on social
My position as the best-selling author at E! is secure - unless Salman Rushdie develops a show with them. Chelsea Handler authordevelopposition Change image and share on social
I think comedy has to come from your authentic point of view. Chelsea Handler authenticcomedypoint Change image and share on social
As the youngest of six kids, I grew up spending summers on Martha's Vineyard, and I was always topless. All the pictures are of me in jean shorts, no shirt - with my brothers, playing football. Chelsea Handler brotherfootballgrow Change image and share on social
I try not to apologize, especially publicly. That's a slippery slope, because I'm a comedian. If you take anything I'm saying too seriously, then you shouldn't be paying attention in the first place. If you find me offensive, don't follow me. Chelsea Handler apologizeattentioncomedian share on social
In a relationship, the sum of your parts should equal more than just you by yourself. He needs to bring something new and different to the table to up the ante. Chelsea Handler antebringequal Change image and share on social
