If you talk about Lindsay Lohan for four or five days a week, you really can't bear to talk about her on the weekends. Chelsea Handler beardaylindsay Change image and share on social
I remember having a conversation with my sister, saying, 'What if I don't make it? What if I'm still waiting tables when I'm 35?' I was just at the end of my rope. But I've been at the end of that rope several times. Chelsea Handler conversationendhave share on social
I want to educate people and deliver news that isn't just surrounded by Charlie Sheen. I'd like to be able to do the serious stuff in conjunction with the comedy. Chelsea Handler charliecomedyconjunction Change image and share on social
You either become like your parents or you become the opposite of your parents. And I like to think that I'm the opposite of my parents. Chelsea Handler oppositeparent Change image and share on social
I like the minute when I can get off the stage and go home, and I know I've done a good job. Chelsea Handler goodhavehome Change image and share on social
I like to celebrate my life. I have a life that I'm really lucky to have, and so I want to make sure every minute counts and that I go on great vacations and I share my memories with people that I love and that will make me laugh and lalalalalala. Chelsea Handler celebratecountgreat share on social
You can't have friendships that aren't based on realness. Chelsea Handler basefriendshiprealness Change image and share on social
There are some really interesting celebrities and people who are fun to interview, but when you have to do it every day because you have to fill a slot, the allure wears off. Chelsea Handler allurecelebrityday Change image and share on social
The love that comes from friendship is the underlying facet of a happy life. Chelsea Handler facetfriendshiphappy Change image and share on social
My standup is observational, but it's self-observational, and it's self-deprecating, definitely. Chelsea Handler deprecateobservationalstandup Change image and share on social
