I think you do need two terms as a president. Chelsea Handler presidentterm Change image and share on social
There are some really interesting celebrities and people who are fun to interview, but when you have to do it every day because you have to fill a slot, the allure wears off. Chelsea Handler allurecelebrityday Change image and share on social
I don't pretend to be a great interviewer; I don't even pretend to be good at my job. Chelsea Handler goodgreatinterviewer Change image and share on social
I have always maintained a strong opposition to marriage because I would have to be in serious denial to pretend I wasn't born with a personality for divorce. Whatever the opposite of amicable is, that's how my breakups tend to play out. Chelsea Handler amicablebearbreakup share on social
You can't have friendships that aren't based on realness. Chelsea Handler basefriendshiprealness Change image and share on social
Have you ever been sued by a midget? It's not fun. Chelsea Handler funmidgetsue Change image and share on social
Even my Mormon sister checks my rankings on Amazon.com. Chelsea Handler amazoncheckmormon Change image and share on social
You look at, like, a 'People' magazine, which used to be a really good, you know, nice magazine you could go to for real stories. It wasn't like a 'Star' or an 'US Weekly' and they have somebody with plastic surgery on the cover, Heidi Montag. And it's obviously what consumers want, because why else would they be doing it? Chelsea Handler consumercovergood share on social
I don't like speaking publicly when I don't have to be funny. Chelsea Handler funnypubliclyspeak Change image and share on social
It's a dream come true to have someone else portray me. Because I've been living this life for a long time, and I'm over myself. Chelsea Handler dreamhavelife Change image and share on social