People ask me why I'm so hard on men. It's because they've gotten a really easy ride. And it's not that I think women should take over the world. But I do think it should be 50/50. Chelsea Handler easyhardhave Change image and share on social
I like the minute when I can get off the stage and go home, and I know I've done a good job. Chelsea Handler goodhavehome Change image and share on social
You either become like your parents or you become the opposite of your parents. And I like to think that I'm the opposite of my parents. Chelsea Handler oppositeparent Change image and share on social
There are some really interesting celebrities and people who are fun to interview, but when you have to do it every day because you have to fill a slot, the allure wears off. Chelsea Handler allurecelebrityday Change image and share on social
I'm not friends with any of my exes, and I've never understood the appeal. Chelsea Handler appealfriendhave Change image and share on social
I don't pretend to be a great interviewer; I don't even pretend to be good at my job. Chelsea Handler goodgreatinterviewer Change image and share on social
I have always maintained a strong opposition to marriage because I would have to be in serious denial to pretend I wasn't born with a personality for divorce. Whatever the opposite of amicable is, that's how my breakups tend to play out. Chelsea Handler amicablebearbreakup share on social
You can't have friendships that aren't based on realness. Chelsea Handler basefriendshiprealness Change image and share on social
Even my Mormon sister checks my rankings on Amazon.com. Chelsea Handler amazoncheckmormon Change image and share on social
It's a dream come true to have someone else portray me. Because I've been living this life for a long time, and I'm over myself. Chelsea Handler dreamhavelife Change image and share on social
