I thought I'd become an actress, but then I realized I eat too much. Chelsea Handler actresseatrealize Change image and share on social
If you talk about Lindsay Lohan for four or five days a week, you really can't bear to talk about her on the weekends. Chelsea Handler beardaylindsay Change image and share on social
There are times I felt insecure or not sure: I'm unsure of myself, or I get nervous, but nerves are good. I try and embrace all those things. I try and embrace the times where I'm not sure of myself or I'm like, 'Is this going to work? Is this going to land?' Chelsea Handler embracefeltgood share on social
I once waited on a group of 10 people, and one guy collected the money from the check and tipped me $20 on $600. I told him in front of everyone, 'Jews like you give Jews like me a bad name.' That was my last waitressing job. Chelsea Handler badcheckcollect share on social
You either become like your parents or you become the opposite of your parents. And I like to think that I'm the opposite of my parents. Chelsea Handler oppositeparent Change image and share on social
There are some really interesting celebrities and people who are fun to interview, but when you have to do it every day because you have to fill a slot, the allure wears off. Chelsea Handler allurecelebrityday Change image and share on social
I'm not friends with any of my exes, and I've never understood the appeal. Chelsea Handler appealfriendhave Change image and share on social
I don't pretend to be a great interviewer; I don't even pretend to be good at my job. Chelsea Handler goodgreatinterviewer Change image and share on social
I have always maintained a strong opposition to marriage because I would have to be in serious denial to pretend I wasn't born with a personality for divorce. Whatever the opposite of amicable is, that's how my breakups tend to play out. Chelsea Handler amicablebearbreakup share on social
It's a dream come true to have someone else portray me. Because I've been living this life for a long time, and I'm over myself. Chelsea Handler dreamhavelife Change image and share on social
