Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are ridiculous-looking - especially her. They're so strange and charismatic and weird. It's pretty hard to take your eyes off them. Chelsea Handler angelinabradcharismatic Change image and share on social
The next step for me is not 'The Tonight Show.' That's a job for Jimmy Fallon. I'm way too divisive for a show like that. Chelsea Handler divisivefallonjimmy Change image and share on social
There are times I felt insecure or not sure: I'm unsure of myself, or I get nervous, but nerves are good. I try and embrace all those things. I try and embrace the times where I'm not sure of myself or I'm like, 'Is this going to work? Is this going to land?' Chelsea Handler embracefeltgood share on social
I'm not trying to be a role model to kids, because I don't have any children, but I do think everyone should have a free spirit. Chelsea Handler childfreekid Change image and share on social
E! has just become a sad, sad place to live. They don't know what they're doing; they have no ideas... everything they do just is a failure. Chelsea Handler failureidealive Change image and share on social
Great guys exist. They may not be in the package you think you like, and they may not come when you feel you deserve them the most, but they're there. I believe it. You should too. Because now I'm with someone who makes me grow every day. His name is Netflix. Chelsea Handler daydeserveexist share on social
I always thought to myself, 'I don't want to be doing stand-up when I'm 40 years old.' Chelsea Handler standthinkyear Change image and share on social
I thought I'd become an actress, but then I realized I eat too much. Chelsea Handler actresseatrealize Change image and share on social
I'm a standup comedian, so I need people. Chelsea Handler comedianpeoplestandup Change image and share on social
There's only so much you can say about celebrity, obviously. Chelsea Handler celebrity Change image and share on social
