Once I turned 40, my whole life changed in the most mature - not boring way but much cooler way. I feel much more like an adult. Chelsea Handler adultborechange Change image and share on social
Great guys exist. They may not be in the package you think you like, and they may not come when you feel you deserve them the most, but they're there. I believe it. You should too. Because now I'm with someone who makes me grow every day. His name is Netflix. Chelsea Handler daydeserveexist share on social
I'm not friends with any of my exes, and I've never understood the appeal. Chelsea Handler appealfriendhave Change image and share on social
I thought I'd become an actress, but then I realized I eat too much. Chelsea Handler actresseatrealize Change image and share on social
If you talk about Lindsay Lohan for four or five days a week, you really can't bear to talk about her on the weekends. Chelsea Handler beardaylindsay Change image and share on social
We're seeking out such grossness in human behavior and want such mindless entertainment. 'The Real Housewives of Atlanta' and some of these other shows are more racist. Or '16 and Pregnant.' Getting rewarded for being pregnant when you're a teenager? Are you serious? Chelsea Handler atlantabehaviorentertainment share on social
I like to celebrate my life. I have a life that I'm really lucky to have, and so I want to make sure every minute counts and that I go on great vacations and I share my memories with people that I love and that will make me laugh and lalalalalala. Chelsea Handler celebratecountgreat share on social
There are times I felt insecure or not sure: I'm unsure of myself, or I get nervous, but nerves are good. I try and embrace all those things. I try and embrace the times where I'm not sure of myself or I'm like, 'Is this going to work? Is this going to land?' Chelsea Handler embracefeltgood share on social
I once waited on a group of 10 people, and one guy collected the money from the check and tipped me $20 on $600. I told him in front of everyone, 'Jews like you give Jews like me a bad name.' That was my last waitressing job. Chelsea Handler badcheckcollect share on social
It's a dream come true to have someone else portray me. Because I've been living this life for a long time, and I'm over myself. Chelsea Handler dreamhavelife Change image and share on social