The whole point of remaining on cable is to remain true to who I am. That's a bad, bad girl that got a big job. Chelsea Handler badbigcable Change image and share on social
I try to make fun of everyone as often as possible, especially minorities. Chelsea Handler funmakeminority Change image and share on social
People ask me why I'm so hard on men. It's because they've gotten a really easy ride. And it's not that I think women should take over the world. But I do think it should be 50/50. Chelsea Handler easyhardhave Change image and share on social
I'm a standup comedian, so I need people. Chelsea Handler comedianpeoplestandup Change image and share on social
I don't think I'm a good host. I'm not a good host. I'm terrible at hosting. That's my problem. Chelsea Handler goodhostproblem Change image and share on social
Once you've achieved success, and you're making decisions that are working, I don't understand why anyone would be second-guessing themselves. Chelsea Handler achievedecisionguess Change image and share on social
I like the minute when I can get off the stage and go home, and I know I've done a good job. Chelsea Handler goodhavehome Change image and share on social
The next step for me is not 'The Tonight Show.' That's a job for Jimmy Fallon. I'm way too divisive for a show like that. Chelsea Handler divisivefallonjimmy Change image and share on social
E! has just become a sad, sad place to live. They don't know what they're doing; they have no ideas... everything they do just is a failure. Chelsea Handler failureidealive Change image and share on social
It's a dream come true to have someone else portray me. Because I've been living this life for a long time, and I'm over myself. Chelsea Handler dreamhavelife Change image and share on social
