I try to make fun of everyone as often as possible, especially minorities. Chelsea Handler funmakeminority Change image and share on social
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are ridiculous-looking - especially her. They're so strange and charismatic and weird. It's pretty hard to take your eyes off them. Chelsea Handler angelinabradcharismatic Change image and share on social
The next step for me is not 'The Tonight Show.' That's a job for Jimmy Fallon. I'm way too divisive for a show like that. Chelsea Handler divisivefallonjimmy Change image and share on social
There are times I felt insecure or not sure: I'm unsure of myself, or I get nervous, but nerves are good. I try and embrace all those things. I try and embrace the times where I'm not sure of myself or I'm like, 'Is this going to work? Is this going to land?' Chelsea Handler embracefeltgood share on social
I was the youngest of six kids, and my brothers and sisters were kind of a lot older than me. And the one sister that was, like, in a close age range - she was five years older than me. She was my closest sister in age, and she was a loser. Chelsea Handler agebrotherclose share on social
I'm not trying to be a role model to kids, because I don't have any children, but I do think everyone should have a free spirit. Chelsea Handler childfreekid Change image and share on social
E! has just become a sad, sad place to live. They don't know what they're doing; they have no ideas... everything they do just is a failure. Chelsea Handler failureidealive Change image and share on social
I always thought to myself, 'I don't want to be doing stand-up when I'm 40 years old.' Chelsea Handler standthinkyear Change image and share on social
I thought I'd become an actress, but then I realized I eat too much. Chelsea Handler actresseatrealize Change image and share on social
My standup is observational, but it's self-observational, and it's self-deprecating, definitely. Chelsea Handler deprecateobservationalstandup Change image and share on social
