The whole point of remaining on cable is to remain true to who I am. That's a bad, bad girl that got a big job. Chelsea Handler badbigcable Change image and share on social
I try to make fun of everyone as often as possible, especially minorities. Chelsea Handler funmakeminority Change image and share on social
I'm a standup comedian, so I need people. Chelsea Handler comedianpeoplestandup Change image and share on social
I don't think I'm a good host. I'm not a good host. I'm terrible at hosting. That's my problem. Chelsea Handler goodhostproblem Change image and share on social
The next step for me is not 'The Tonight Show.' That's a job for Jimmy Fallon. I'm way too divisive for a show like that. Chelsea Handler divisivefallonjimmy Change image and share on social
There are times I felt insecure or not sure: I'm unsure of myself, or I get nervous, but nerves are good. I try and embrace all those things. I try and embrace the times where I'm not sure of myself or I'm like, 'Is this going to work? Is this going to land?' Chelsea Handler embracefeltgood share on social
E! has just become a sad, sad place to live. They don't know what they're doing; they have no ideas... everything they do just is a failure. Chelsea Handler failureidealive Change image and share on social
Great guys exist. They may not be in the package you think you like, and they may not come when you feel you deserve them the most, but they're there. I believe it. You should too. Because now I'm with someone who makes me grow every day. His name is Netflix. Chelsea Handler daydeserveexist share on social
I thought I'd become an actress, but then I realized I eat too much. Chelsea Handler actresseatrealize Change image and share on social
It's a dream come true to have someone else portray me. Because I've been living this life for a long time, and I'm over myself. Chelsea Handler dreamhavelife Change image and share on social
