I have always maintained a strong opposition to marriage because I would have to be in serious denial to pretend I wasn't born with a personality for divorce. Whatever the opposite of amicable is, that's how my breakups tend to play out. Chelsea Handler amicablebearbreakup share on social
Jennifer Aniston is one of the most down-to-earth, low-key people I know. Chelsea Handler anistonearthjennifer Change image and share on social
I don't think I'm a good host. I'm not a good host. I'm terrible at hosting. That's my problem. Chelsea Handler goodhostproblem Change image and share on social
I started my own business because my parents had no dowry for me, and I was worried. I ran it from their Martha Vineyard's summer house. I baby-sat for a 14-year-old boy all summer and was giving him time-outs, even though I was two years younger than him. Chelsea Handler babyboybusiness share on social
I think nudity is funny, especially when it's inappropriate. Chelsea Handler funnyinappropriatenudity Change image and share on social
I've always had a problem with authority. That's why I had to be my own boss. Chelsea Handler authorityboshave Change image and share on social
I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense. Chelsea Handler jokelovemake Change image and share on social
I don't have a lot of shame. That doesn't mean I can't feel bad about the way someone reacts to me or about something I read about myself online. But I don't have a lot of guilt, no. I've always been this way. I'm missing a chip. Chelsea Handler badchipfeel share on social
Don't think about anything for too long. Even if it's off-the-wall, go for it. You'll have a lot more fun in life. Chelsea Handler funlifelong Change image and share on social
