I love Sandra Bullock. I think everybody loves her. Chelsea Handler bullocklovesandra Change image and share on social
Don't think about anything for too long. Even if it's off-the-wall, go for it. You'll have a lot more fun in life. Chelsea Handler funlifelong Change image and share on social
I want to educate people and deliver news that isn't just surrounded by Charlie Sheen. I'd like to be able to do the serious stuff in conjunction with the comedy. Chelsea Handler charliecomedyconjunction Change image and share on social
I definitely don't want to have kids. I don't think I'd be a great mother. I don't want to have a kid and have it raised by a nanny. I don't have the time to raise a child. Chelsea Handler childgreatkid Change image and share on social
The love that comes from friendship is the underlying facet of a happy life. Chelsea Handler facetfriendshiphappy Change image and share on social
People ask me why I'm so hard on men. It's because they've gotten a really easy ride. And it's not that I think women should take over the world. But I do think it should be 50/50. Chelsea Handler easyhardhave Change image and share on social
I think nudity is funny, especially when it's inappropriate. Chelsea Handler funnyinappropriatenudity Change image and share on social
I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense. Chelsea Handler jokelovemake Change image and share on social
Everything isn't permanent, so don't pretend that it is. Everything's supposed to move and shift. Chelsea Handler movepermanentpretend Change image and share on social