I love Sandra Bullock. I think everybody loves her. Chelsea Handler bullocklovesandra Change image and share on social
I never considered myself a supermodel or anything like that. I mean, I don't think I'm ugly. I have good days and bad days, and I like when I'm fit and lean and all of those things that any woman likes, but it's not the eye of the hurricane for me. Chelsea Handler badconsiderday share on social
I want to educate people and deliver news that isn't just surrounded by Charlie Sheen. I'd like to be able to do the serious stuff in conjunction with the comedy. Chelsea Handler charliecomedyconjunction Change image and share on social
I definitely don't want to have kids. I don't think I'd be a great mother. I don't want to have a kid and have it raised by a nanny. I don't have the time to raise a child. Chelsea Handler childgreatkid Change image and share on social
I started my own business because my parents had no dowry for me, and I was worried. I ran it from their Martha Vineyard's summer house. I baby-sat for a 14-year-old boy all summer and was giving him time-outs, even though I was two years younger than him. Chelsea Handler babyboybusiness share on social
I think nudity is funny, especially when it's inappropriate. Chelsea Handler funnyinappropriatenudity Change image and share on social
I've always had a problem with authority. That's why I had to be my own boss. Chelsea Handler authorityboshave Change image and share on social
I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense. Chelsea Handler jokelovemake Change image and share on social
Don't think about anything for too long. Even if it's off-the-wall, go for it. You'll have a lot more fun in life. Chelsea Handler funlifelong Change image and share on social