I'm a late-night host that doesn't want to be tied down by time or television or even hosting. Chelsea Handler hostlatenight Change image and share on social
Some people have a phobia of midgets. They're, like, scared of them. I have the opposite - I see them, and I want to hold them down, cuddle them, be like, 'Come here, you little nugget. Who's your mommy now?' So cute! Chelsea Handler cuddlecutehold share on social
Personally, I'd have a baby just for the epidural. Chelsea Handler babyepiduralpersonally Change image and share on social
Men are always like, 'You're so intimidating.' I don't find myself to be. But whatever - I'm not going to try to be less intimidating. It's just a matter of finding a guy who's able to deal with it. Chelsea Handler dealfindguy Change image and share on social
I was tortured, and probably half of it was deserved, but I was bullied - so much so that there were days when I was like, 'I can't go to school today.' I was too scared. Chelsea Handler bullydaydeserve Change image and share on social
Everywhere I go, people ask me about Jennifer Aniston's wedding. Everywhere I go. I always say to her, I'm like, 'Being friends with you is a burden. You think it's hard to be friends with me?' Chelsea Handler anistonburdenfriend Change image and share on social
You can't have friendships that aren't based on realness. Chelsea Handler basefriendshiprealness Change image and share on social
I'm into politics, and I love watching the heavier news magazine shows. Chelsea Handler heavylovemagazine Change image and share on social
Every time I enter a country and have to write down my occupation at customs, I'm like, 'I don't know... Author? Host? Writer? Stand-up?' I usually write 'author' - that's the safest bet. Chelsea Handler authorbetcountry Change image and share on social
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are ridiculous-looking - especially her. They're so strange and charismatic and weird. It's pretty hard to take your eyes off them. Chelsea Handler angelinabradcharismatic Change image and share on social
