There's a lot of pretty funny women out there. Chelsea Handler funnylotpretty Change image and share on social
I'm a late-night host that doesn't want to be tied down by time or television or even hosting. Chelsea Handler hostlatenight Change image and share on social
Stand-up was my entree into the entertainment world. I didn't have to act out somebody else's words. I could just stand there with a microphone, and nobody would interrupt me. It's the most narcissistic thing you could probably do. Chelsea Handler actentertainmententree share on social
Some people have a phobia of midgets. They're, like, scared of them. I have the opposite - I see them, and I want to hold them down, cuddle them, be like, 'Come here, you little nugget. Who's your mommy now?' So cute! Chelsea Handler cuddlecutehold share on social
I try to make fun of everyone as often as possible, especially minorities. Chelsea Handler funmakeminority Change image and share on social
I'm a standup comedian, so I need people. Chelsea Handler comedianpeoplestandup Change image and share on social
I don't think I'm a good host. I'm not a good host. I'm terrible at hosting. That's my problem. Chelsea Handler goodhostproblem Change image and share on social
Once you've achieved success, and you're making decisions that are working, I don't understand why anyone would be second-guessing themselves. Chelsea Handler achievedecisionguess Change image and share on social
I like the minute when I can get off the stage and go home, and I know I've done a good job. Chelsea Handler goodhavehome Change image and share on social
It's a dream come true to have someone else portray me. Because I've been living this life for a long time, and I'm over myself. Chelsea Handler dreamhavelife Change image and share on social