It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends. Carrot Top badgirlfriendweird Change image and share on social
I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That's the path I'd like to follow. Carrot Top followmartinpath Change image and share on social
My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh. Carrot Top fitjokelaugh Change image and share on social
Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable. Carrot Top callcarrotmarketable Change image and share on social
I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking. Carrot Top cookdinnerlunch Change image and share on social
Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it. Carrot Top daygameopportunity Change image and share on social
In movies, you don't get reactions: Live, when you do a joke, you know in a second whether it's good or bad. But in a movie, since no one is allowed to laugh or do anything, when you're done with a scene, you're left asking, 'Was that funny?' Carrot Top allowbadfunny share on social
I had a Neighborhood Crime Watch sign in my dorm wall in college. People would come in and laugh at it. 'Where did you get it?' 'I took it. How good is their Neighborhood Crime Watch if they can't even watch their sign?' Carrot Top collegecrimedorm share on social
I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice. Carrot Top adidabiglove Change image and share on social
When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me. Carrot Top comedianfriendlaugh Change image and share on social
