I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That's the path I'd like to follow. Carrot Top followmartinpath Change image and share on social
I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking. Carrot Top cookdinnerlunch Change image and share on social
I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything. Carrot Top funkismake Change image and share on social
Me in drag is kind of scary, actually. It's frightening. I actually look pretty good. Carrot Top dragfrightengood Change image and share on social
Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it. Carrot Top daygameopportunity Change image and share on social
I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice. Carrot Top adidabiglove Change image and share on social
When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me. Carrot Top comedianfriendlaugh Change image and share on social
Before I got addicted to comedy, I was seriously thinking about playing tennis full time. I joined the tennis team and played with a lot of professionals. Carrot Top addictcomedyfull Change image and share on social
My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh. Carrot Top fitjokelaugh Change image and share on social
People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big. Carrot Top biggivehair Change image and share on social
