Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful. Carrot Top beautifulhowardtell Change image and share on social
It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. Carrot Top beinghatehuman Change image and share on social
I have a home in Orlando. That's kind of my default 'getaway' city. Carrot Top citydefaultgetaway Change image and share on social
People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something. Carrot Top comparelabelpeople Change image and share on social
The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials. Carrot Top blesscommercial Change image and share on social
People always say to me, 'You're really attractive - in an unusual way.' No one ever just says, 'You're attractive.' Carrot Top attractivepeopleunusual Change image and share on social
I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.' Carrot Top comedianfunnygood Change image and share on social
When I was younger I always thought, 'If I were ever a comedian I'd make it like a rock concert.' I wanted to generate that type of enthusiasm and excitement. Carrot Top comedianconcertenthusiasm Change image and share on social
My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook. Carrot Top comedyhookneed Change image and share on social
My manager has a car payment, so I work every night. Carrot Top carmanagernight Change image and share on social
