People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something. Carrot Top comparelabelpeople Change image and share on social
The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials. Carrot Top blesscommercial Change image and share on social
People always say to me, 'You're really attractive - in an unusual way.' No one ever just says, 'You're attractive.' Carrot Top attractivepeopleunusual Change image and share on social
I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.' Carrot Top comedianfunnygood Change image and share on social
When I was younger I always thought, 'If I were ever a comedian I'd make it like a rock concert.' I wanted to generate that type of enthusiasm and excitement. Carrot Top comedianconcertenthusiasm Change image and share on social
My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook. Carrot Top comedyhookneed Change image and share on social
I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice. Carrot Top adidabiglove Change image and share on social
I do go through a mini depression because one minute there are people yelling and screaming for me on stage and the next I'm at home and it's dead quiet. So it takes a while to come down. Carrot Top deaddepressionhome Change image and share on social
I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college. Carrot Top attackcollegeplan Change image and share on social