Top 48 Quotes by Carrot Top

About Carrot Top

These are some quotes by American author Carrot Top Comedian, who was born on February 25, 1967.

I have a home in Orlando. That's kind of my default 'getaway' city.

I have a home in Orlando. That's kind of my default 'getaway' city.

Carrot Top

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

Carrot Top

I've always wanted to do a segment on a talk show. Jay Leno has been such a good friend, and if he would allow me, I'd have to get it all together, but I'd like to go on 'The Tonight Show' and do a set with no props. Or come out with a trunk and never touch it. Or come out with a clear trunk with nothing in it.

Carrot Top

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.

Carrot Top

People always say to me, 'You're really attractive - in an unusual way.' No one ever just says, 'You're attractive.'

People always say to me, 'You're really attractive - in an unusual way.' No one ever just says, 'You're attractive.'

Carrot Top

I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me.

I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me.

Carrot Top

I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

Carrot Top

I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

Carrot Top

The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials.

The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials.

Carrot Top

My manager has a car payment, so I work every night.

My manager has a car payment, so I work every night.

Carrot Top

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