Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, 'No, because I'm afraid it wouldn't look good and wouldn't come back curly.' Carrot Top afraidaskback Change image and share on social
Before I got addicted to comedy, I was seriously thinking about playing tennis full time. I joined the tennis team and played with a lot of professionals. Carrot Top addictcomedyfull Change image and share on social
I've always believed that it's important to give something back to the world and community. Carrot Top backbelievecommunity Change image and share on social
I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy. Carrot Top carrotcrazygoofy Change image and share on social
I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or you don't. Carrot Top androgynoushairhate Change image and share on social
I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved. Carrot Top evolvehavekind Change image and share on social
When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me. Carrot Top comedianfriendlaugh Change image and share on social
I think it's important for me, for my crew and for the audience to bring something new to each show. I have friends who have done the same act, word for word for word, for 20 years. I have a problem with that. I think the audience should see something new in each show. Carrot Top actaudiencebring share on social
It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends. Carrot Top badgirlfriendweird Change image and share on social
In movies, you don't get reactions: Live, when you do a joke, you know in a second whether it's good or bad. But in a movie, since no one is allowed to laugh or do anything, when you're done with a scene, you're left asking, 'Was that funny?' Carrot Top allowbadfunny share on social