When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes comedian friend laugh
I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny. Carrot Top animatebridgebug Change image and share on social
I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything. Carrot Top funkismake Change image and share on social
A lot of people think I'm a comedian. Dolly Parton comedianlotpeople Change image and share on social
I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. T. J. Miller absurditybeardedhard Change image and share on social
We exist in this weirdly schizo culture, where sex is everywhere in the media, and yet, at the same time, you don't sit down and have a conversation about what you did in bed last night with your friends. Despite the ubiquity of sex, it's still a taboo when it comes to day-to-day conversation. Mary Roach bedconversationculture share on social