I do go through a mini depression because one minute there are people yelling and screaming for me on stage and the next I'm at home and it's dead quiet. So it takes a while to come down. Carrot Top deaddepressionhome Change image and share on social
I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny. Carrot Top classclownfamily Change image and share on social
I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards. Carrot Top billboardcommercialgeneral Change image and share on social
I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking. Carrot Top cookdinnerlunch Change image and share on social
Me in drag is kind of scary, actually. It's frightening. I actually look pretty good. Carrot Top dragfrightengood Change image and share on social
I had a Neighborhood Crime Watch sign in my dorm wall in college. People would come in and laugh at it. 'Where did you get it?' 'I took it. How good is their Neighborhood Crime Watch if they can't even watch their sign?' Carrot Top collegecrimedorm share on social
Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, 'No, because I'm afraid it wouldn't look good and wouldn't come back curly.' Carrot Top afraidaskback Change image and share on social
Before I got addicted to comedy, I was seriously thinking about playing tennis full time. I joined the tennis team and played with a lot of professionals. Carrot Top addictcomedyfull Change image and share on social
