Top 48 Quotes by Carrot Top

About Carrot Top

These are some quotes by American author Carrot Top Comedian, who was born on February 25, 1967.

There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans.

There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans.

Carrot Top

Everybody has their own style. If you went to the movies every week and everybody acted the same way Tom Cruise did, boy, wouldn't that suck?

Everybody has their own style. If you went to the movies every week and everybody acted the same way Tom Cruise did, boy, wouldn't that suck?

Carrot Top

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.

Carrot Top

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

Carrot Top

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

Carrot Top

Some people don't realize that I've had a career pre-commercials.

Some people don't realize that I've had a career pre-commercials.

Carrot Top

I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.

I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.

Carrot Top

I've always wanted to do a segment on a talk show. Jay Leno has been such a good friend, and if he would allow me, I'd have to get it all together, but I'd like to go on 'The Tonight Show' and do a set with no props. Or come out with a trunk and never touch it. Or come out with a clear trunk with nothing in it.

Carrot Top

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