Carrot Top

I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.

Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

A lot of people think I'm a comedian.

Being famous gets me good concert tickets, good tables in restaurants, good seats at sporting events and that's really about it.

I love 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' and 'Extras' and also 'The Trip.' That had all the nuances of friendship and finding things out about their lives without it being too much plot-driven.