Carol Burnett

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

I confess that I listen to my own music for my own pleasure.

I have a naturally camp sensibility and a camp sense of humour. I love the icons that gay people love.

Jokes are very curious things psychologically.