Carol Burnett

Quotes by Carol Burnett

 

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Carol Burnett

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When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.

Carol Burnett

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I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

Carol Burnett

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Jokes are very curious things psychologically.

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I have a naturally camp sensibility and a camp sense of humour. I love the icons that gay people love.

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I confess that I listen to my own music for my own pleasure.

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