I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes algebra learn
I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. Billy Connolly armyhaveknife Change image and share on social
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I started to draw desert islands. They were just rough, shapes in the middle of the page. Then I began drawing shapes within those shapes and I was amazed how quickly the islands got better. It took off from there. Billy Connolly amazebegindesert share on social
If I'm serious, yes, I'd like to have done what Shakespeare did... to act and write. You learn so much from acting. One of our great writers, Alan Bennett, does both supremely well. When I write a story, I tend to speak it aloud as I'm writing it. Michael Morpurgo actalanaloud share on social
Algebra is the metaphysics of arithmetic. John Ray algebraarithmeticmetaphysic Change image and share on social
