I'm a citizen of the world. I like it that way. The world's a wonderful. I just think that some people are pretty badly represented. But when you speak to the people themselves they're delightful. They all want so little. Billy Connolly badlycitizendelightful share on social
I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far. Billy Connolly angeldashboardflap Change image and share on social
As soon as I got successful, the Scottish press started picking on me. It's something they reserve just for me. Billy Connolly pickpressreserve Change image and share on social
Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet. Billy Connolly askautographback Change image and share on social
Ally MacLeod thinks that tactics are a new kind of mint. Billy Connolly allykindmacleod Change image and share on social
I love Los Angeles. It reinvents itself every two days. Billy Connolly angelesdaylos Change image and share on social
I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless. Billy Connolly blowmakeredundant Change image and share on social
The only time I would like to see was the 20s and 30s in America because I love the music and the style and the optimism, I wanted to see New York being built. I wanted to see all that, you know. Billy Connolly 20s30samerica Change image and share on social
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. Billy Connolly bicycleinventionkit Change image and share on social
