Once you become successful, people know where you live, the type of house you live in, the kind of car you drive, the clothes you wear, and so it would be patronising to go and talk like a welder. Welding's a mystery to me now. You can't go back, your life changes every day. Billy Connolly backcarclothe share on social
I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless. Billy Connolly blowmakeredundant Change image and share on social
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. Billy Connolly bicycleinventionkit Change image and share on social
I don't have wild dogs chasing people with scripts away from my door. I get my share. I've done okay. But I usually do independent stuff because that's mostly what I'm offered. Billy Connolly chasedogdoor Change image and share on social
I've always been fascinated by the difference between the jokes you can tell your friends but you can't tell to an audience. There's a fine line you have to tread because you don't know who is out there in the auditorium. A lot of people are too easily offended. Billy Connolly audienceauditoriumdifference share on social
It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things. Billy Connolly christianitygodislam Change image and share on social
I like Dali and Magritte. I also like the Scottish artist John Byrne, another surrealist. Billy Connolly artistbyrnedali Change image and share on social
If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name? Billy Connolly jesusjewmexican Change image and share on social
Don't tell me how to do my job. I don't come to your workplace and tell you how to sweep up. Billy Connolly jobsweepworkplace Change image and share on social
I still do my comedy and my performance stuff and my acting so it's not all-consuming. But I do find myself drawing more and more these days. Billy Connolly actcomedyconsume Change image and share on social
