Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. Billy Connolly bicycleinventionkit Change image and share on social
I don't have wild dogs chasing people with scripts away from my door. I get my share. I've done okay. But I usually do independent stuff because that's mostly what I'm offered. Billy Connolly chasedogdoor Change image and share on social
It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things. Billy Connolly christianitygodislam Change image and share on social
I like Dali and Magritte. I also like the Scottish artist John Byrne, another surrealist. Billy Connolly artistbyrnedali Change image and share on social
The only time I would like to see was the 20s and 30s in America because I love the music and the style and the optimism, I wanted to see New York being built. I wanted to see all that, you know. Billy Connolly 20s30samerica Change image and share on social
If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name? Billy Connolly jesusjewmexican Change image and share on social
Don't tell me how to do my job. I don't come to your workplace and tell you how to sweep up. Billy Connolly jobsweepworkplace Change image and share on social
I don't understand art-speak. My pictures are big doodles. I'm amazed what people come up with when they look at them. There's one of a figure with two heads that somebody thought must be a comment on the state of matrimony. None of it is a comment on anything. Billy Connolly amazeartbig share on social
Behind the proscenium arch, you can't always hear what people in the audience are saying. Billy Connolly archaudiencehear Change image and share on social
I still do my comedy and my performance stuff and my acting so it's not all-consuming. But I do find myself drawing more and more these days. Billy Connolly actcomedyconsume Change image and share on social
