I don't understand art-speak. My pictures are big doodles. I'm amazed what people come up with when they look at them. There's one of a figure with two heads that somebody thought must be a comment on the state of matrimony. None of it is a comment on anything. Billy Connolly amazeartbig share on social
I'm a citizen of the world. I like it that way. The world's a wonderful. I just think that some people are pretty badly represented. But when you speak to the people themselves they're delightful. They all want so little. Billy Connolly badlycitizendelightful share on social
Behind the proscenium arch, you can't always hear what people in the audience are saying. Billy Connolly archaudiencehear Change image and share on social
Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet. Billy Connolly askautographback Change image and share on social
Ally MacLeod thinks that tactics are a new kind of mint. Billy Connolly allykindmacleod Change image and share on social
As soon as I got successful, the Scottish press started picking on me. It's something they reserve just for me. Billy Connolly pickpressreserve Change image and share on social
I love Los Angeles. It reinvents itself every two days. Billy Connolly angelesdaylos Change image and share on social
My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo. Billy Connolly departmentparentpet Change image and share on social
I loathe hecklers. I haven't got a good syllable to say. When you come out of the club circuit and into the concert hall, they should be gone. There's an element of manners that should tell you that the ticket is dear and it's a different venue. Billy Connolly circuitclubconcert share on social
