There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter. Billy Connolly junescotlandseason Change image and share on social
I've always been fascinated by the difference between the jokes you can tell your friends but you can't tell to an audience. There's a fine line you have to tread because you don't know who is out there in the auditorium. A lot of people are too easily offended. Billy Connolly audienceauditoriumdifference share on social
I'm a citizen of the world. I like it that way. The world's a wonderful. I just think that some people are pretty badly represented. But when you speak to the people themselves they're delightful. They all want so little. Billy Connolly badlycitizendelightful share on social
Behind the proscenium arch, you can't always hear what people in the audience are saying. Billy Connolly archaudiencehear Change image and share on social
As soon as I got successful, the Scottish press started picking on me. It's something they reserve just for me. Billy Connolly pickpressreserve Change image and share on social
Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet. Billy Connolly askautographback Change image and share on social
Ally MacLeod thinks that tactics are a new kind of mint. Billy Connolly allykindmacleod Change image and share on social
I love Los Angeles. It reinvents itself every two days. Billy Connolly angelesdaylos Change image and share on social
My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo. Billy Connolly departmentparentpet Change image and share on social
