I was doing a bit that stupid people should be slapped. But the more I did it, the more I didn't like that connotation, the violence and all that. The more I thought about it, I thought they should just wear signs. And, man, it just took off. Bill Engvall biteconnotationman share on social
Europe has such an expansive history. Bill Engvall europeexpansivehistory Change image and share on social
I come from a time when people like Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby told stories that were devastatingly funny without being off-color. Bill Engvall billbobcolor Change image and share on social
I learned that you don't take dishes from the table to the dishwasher; you have to rinse them first. I think that's stupid because I don't go out in the back yard and hose off before taking a shower. Bill Engvall backdishdishwasher Change image and share on social
My belief is that if we take away that right to bear arms, the only people that are going to have them are... the ones breaking into your house. Bill Engvall armbearbelief Change image and share on social
I don't believe there's any reason for a person like myself to own an AK-47. Bill Engvall personreason Change image and share on social
I'd like to see the Amazon rainforests before they're all gone, and also the Galapagos - that's another one I'd like to do. I'd love to go diving in those areas. Basically, places, like, that are kind of going away, and I'd like to see them before they all become condos and high-rises. Bill Engvall amazonareabasically share on social
If you watch the 'Blue Collar Tour,' I was probably the least redneck of everybody. Bill Engvall bluecollarredneck Change image and share on social
I can't count the number of times I've been sound asleep, woke up, and I was doing my hair. Bill Engvall asleepcounthair Change image and share on social
