There's a lot of things I believe in this world. I believe in God, I believe in the United States of America, and I support and believe in the Second Amendment. Bill Engvall amendmentamericagod Change image and share on social
Europe has such an expansive history. Bill Engvall europeexpansivehistory Change image and share on social
I learned that you don't take dishes from the table to the dishwasher; you have to rinse them first. I think that's stupid because I don't go out in the back yard and hose off before taking a shower. Bill Engvall backdishdishwasher Change image and share on social
My belief is that if we take away that right to bear arms, the only people that are going to have them are... the ones breaking into your house. Bill Engvall armbearbelief Change image and share on social
I don't believe there's any reason for a person like myself to own an AK-47. Bill Engvall personreason Change image and share on social
If you watch the 'Blue Collar Tour,' I was probably the least redneck of everybody. Bill Engvall bluecollarredneck Change image and share on social
Left to my own vices, all I would own is a Corvette, and it would be broken down. Bill Engvall breakcorvetteleave Change image and share on social
America loves to watch people growing and getting better. Bill Engvall americagrowlove Change image and share on social
I was doing a bit that stupid people should be slapped. But the more I did it, the more I didn't like that connotation, the violence and all that. The more I thought about it, I thought they should just wear signs. And, man, it just took off. Bill Engvall biteconnotationman share on social
