Top 60 Quotes by Bill Engvall

About Bill Engvall

These are some quotes by American author Bill Engvall Comedian, who was born on July 27, 1957.

I love to laugh, and laughter is one of my favorite things. When you have a really good laugh, you feel great afterwards.

I love to laugh, and laughter is one of my favorite things. When you have a really good laugh, you feel great afterwards.

Bill Engvall

A lot of times you go to a concert, and when you leave, you don't know anything more about the act then when you got there.

A lot of times you go to a concert, and when you leave, you don't know anything more about the act then when you got there.

Bill Engvall

You know as well as I do that the family sitcom was the stalwart of TV for God knows how many decades.

You know as well as I do that the family sitcom was the stalwart of TV for God knows how many decades.

Bill Engvall

If you lived next door to me and didn't know what I did, you wouldn't know I was a celebrity. I don't have that lifestyle, nor do I want that lifestyle. I want to know that I can have a separate life with my wife and my kids and just be normal and go camping and fishing and outdoor stuff.

Bill Engvall

There's a reason God didn't give me this success in my 20s, because I'd have blown it.

There's a reason God didn't give me this success in my 20s, because I'd have blown it.

Bill Engvall

People all over are finding themselves in jobs they never thought they'd be in.

People all over are finding themselves in jobs they never thought they'd be in.

Bill Engvall

I used to hunt and fish.

I used to hunt and fish.

Bill Engvall

What I do is not regional comedy, and it is not based in the southern area.

What I do is not regional comedy, and it is not based in the southern area.

Bill Engvall

If you're just a nice guy - you don't let people walk on you - but if you're just a nice guy and treat people right, good things happen.

If you're just a nice guy - you don't let people walk on you - but if you're just a nice guy and treat people right, good things happen.

Bill Engvall

I don't do politics, I don't do religion, I don't do ethnic jokes.

I don't do politics, I don't do religion, I don't do ethnic jokes.

Bill Engvall

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