To be honest with you, I still eat whatever I want. It's all about portion control. I still love pizza, but instead of eating half, I eat a slice. Bill Engvall controleathalf Change image and share on social
In syndication, the biggest buyers are car dealerships. Bill Engvall bigbuyercar Change image and share on social
America loves to watch people growing and getting better. Bill Engvall americagrowlove Change image and share on social
I always wanted to be an actor. I always wanted to be John Wayne. Bill Engvall actorjohnwant Change image and share on social
People are trying to figure out how to pay bills and make ends meet. They don't want to turn on the TV and say, 'What is this crap?' Bill Engvall billcrapend Change image and share on social
I've never said I was the best dancer, and I never said I was a good dancer. Bill Engvall dancergoodhave Change image and share on social
I don't have big time celebrity friends - I'm just a guy. Bill Engvall bigcelebrityfriend Change image and share on social
I don't believe there's any reason for a person like myself to own an AK-47. Bill Engvall personreason Change image and share on social
I have fun on stage, so people think maybe they should, too. Bill Engvall funpeoplestage Change image and share on social
The one thing people like about my show is it's universal. Everybody can relate to it. I think people enjoy going to a show and saying, 'Something like that happened to me.' Bill Engvall enjoyhappenpeople Change image and share on social
