I don't have big time celebrity friends - I'm just a guy. Bill Engvall bigcelebrityfriend Change image and share on social
People are trying to figure out how to pay bills and make ends meet. They don't want to turn on the TV and say, 'What is this crap?' Bill Engvall billcrapend Change image and share on social
There's a reason God didn't give me this success in my 20s, because I'd have blown it. Bill Engvall 20sblowgive Change image and share on social
The one thing people like about my show is it's universal. Everybody can relate to it. I think people enjoy going to a show and saying, 'Something like that happened to me.' Bill Engvall enjoyhappenpeople Change image and share on social
No sooner my kids leave their friends than they start texting them. And it's all in code in a language I totally don't understand. Bill Engvall codefriendkid Change image and share on social
A lot of times you go to a concert, and when you leave, you don't know anything more about the act then when you got there. Bill Engvall actconcertleave Change image and share on social
As my wife says, I'll never fully retire, but it'll start to slow down. I'll continue to do the local gigs or go to Las Vegas. But I won't be going out to Ohio to play an Indian casino anymore. Those will probably go by the wayside. Bill Engvall anymorecasinocontinue share on social
I think you can ban guns if you can just pull the trigger and 60 bullets fire out. Bill Engvall banbulletfire Change image and share on social
I haven't been really nervous about a gig in a long time. Bill Engvall giglongnervous Change image and share on social
