I can't count the number of times I've been sound asleep, woke up, and I was doing my hair. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes asleep count hair
My favorite road trip ever is when my wife and I took an RV around the country. We just had the best time. Bill Engvall countryfavoriteroad Change image and share on social
I think you can ban guns if you can just pull the trigger and 60 bullets fire out. Bill Engvall banbulletfire Change image and share on social
I used to get a haircut every Saturday so I would never miss any of the comic books. I had practically no hair when I was a kid! R. L. Stine bookcomichair Change image and share on social
Election Day outside of big cities is different. For one thing, there are so few people in my town that each individual vote really does matter, and several local races have been decided by as many votes as you can count on one hand. Susan Orlean bigcitycount share on social
I think hallucinations need to be discussed. There are all sorts of hallucinations, and then many sorts which are okay, like the ones I think which most of us have in bed at night before we fall asleep, when we can see all sorts of patterns or faces and scenes. Oliver Sacks asleepbeddiscuss share on social