My belief is that if we take away that right to bear arms, the only people that are going to have them are... the ones breaking into your house. Bill Engvall armbearbelief Change image and share on social
My favorite road trip ever is when my wife and I took an RV around the country. We just had the best time. Bill Engvall countryfavoriteroad Change image and share on social
I haven't been really nervous about a gig in a long time. Bill Engvall giglongnervous Change image and share on social
I love stand up, but every year, the road takes a little more out of you. Bill Engvall loveroadstand Change image and share on social
Europe has such an expansive history. Bill Engvall europeexpansivehistory Change image and share on social
Standup is a form of therapy. It is OK to tell problems to your audience as long as you are being honest and not boring them. I tell them that I am saving $75 an hour when I talk to them instead of a therapist. Bill Engvall audienceboreform share on social
I come from a time when people like Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby told stories that were devastatingly funny without being off-color. Bill Engvall billbobcolor Change image and share on social
I have been passed over on some things because people didn't think I was edgy enough. But the people who took those gigs are gone now, and I am still here. Bill Engvall edgygigpass Change image and share on social
