I like to hang on to cars. I'm not one of these guys that goes flipping cars all the time. If I find a car I like, I stick with it. Bill Engvall carfindflip Change image and share on social
In syndication, the biggest buyers are car dealerships. Bill Engvall bigbuyercar Change image and share on social
I always wanted to be an actor. I always wanted to be John Wayne. Bill Engvall actorjohnwant Change image and share on social
I've never said I was the best dancer, and I never said I was a good dancer. Bill Engvall dancergoodhave Change image and share on social
I don't have big time celebrity friends - I'm just a guy. Bill Engvall bigcelebrityfriend Change image and share on social
I can't count the number of times I've been sound asleep, woke up, and I was doing my hair. Bill Engvall asleepcounthair Change image and share on social
People are trying to figure out how to pay bills and make ends meet. They don't want to turn on the TV and say, 'What is this crap?' Bill Engvall billcrapend Change image and share on social
I was doing a bit that stupid people should be slapped. But the more I did it, the more I didn't like that connotation, the violence and all that. The more I thought about it, I thought they should just wear signs. And, man, it just took off. Bill Engvall biteconnotationman share on social