It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm still the same guy. Bill Engvall funnyguymeet Change image and share on social
I dream of acting with Kevin Costner. I would love to do a movie with him. Not something funny, but a dramatic role. Bill Engvall actcostnerdramatic Change image and share on social
I've learned in my older age that sexy gets you further than brains. Bill Engvall agebrainhave Change image and share on social
I love to laugh, and laughter is one of my favorite things. When you have a really good laugh, you feel great afterwards. Bill Engvall favoritefeelgood Change image and share on social
I learned that you don't take dishes from the table to the dishwasher; you have to rinse them first. I think that's stupid because I don't go out in the back yard and hose off before taking a shower. Bill Engvall backdishdishwasher Change image and share on social
I'm a California Angels fan because that's the first game my dad took me to see, and they stuck with me. Bill Engvall angelcaliforniadad Change image and share on social
