Bill Engvall

My favorite road trip ever is when my wife and I took an RV around the country. We just had the best time.

I used to hunt and fish.

I can't count the number of times I've been sound asleep, woke up, and I was doing my hair.

The one complaint about the Internet that I wholeheartedly endorse is that most of these tools have been designed to peck at us like ducks: 'Hey, there's a new reply to your comment! Come look at it!'

I would've done anything to work with Satyajit Ray.